Deadpool

[adamwhite]

WADE WILSON
is the name, nice to meet you too.

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SAY WE MET AT THE BAR ,
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SO KIDDO, WHATS YOUR NAME?[/COLOR]
Wade Wilson, Yes Sirre, to be honest, I dont think its my name, I found the name Wade Wilson on a pair of dog tags during my escape from Ajax and his fellow weapon x goons, but, the dog tags to make a really cool noise when you run, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink
GOT ANY NICKNAMES?[/COLOR]
Deadpool, Mercenary-With-A-Mouth, Twat
THANKS. JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU?[/COLOR]
I am seventeen, I'm eighteen soon though.
JUST TO MAKE SURE – MALE OR FEMALE?[/COLOR]
Male
EXCELLENT. WHAT WAY DO YOU SWING?[/COLOR]
Well, I would be heterosexual, because i like women, but i once went out with a blue woman, who had cat features, i dont know if that is normal taste, but she was so hot, oh shit im drooling, sorry
WAIT A MINUTE – YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. HAVE I SEEN YOU BEFORE?[/COLOR]
Ryan Reynolds, The only difference's between me and this guy is that I dont have a beard and that I have bigger muscles

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COME ON AND FLY WITH ME ,
AS WE MAKE OUR GREAT ESCAPE.[/color][/font]
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I HEAR YOU'RE STILL IN SCHOOL. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU ATTEND?[/COLOR]
You Know Which School I go To, I got this form from the office, why ARE YOU TRYING TO CONFUSE ME
SURE, SURE. AND WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN?[/COLOR]
11,
UH HUH. YOU LIKE IT THERE?[/COLOR]
Yeah its alright, I get annoyed that the teachers keep on trying to take my guns tho, that isn't too good, for them, I've beaten up 3 teachers in the last week.

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NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS TYPICAL ,
NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS PREDICTABLE.[/color][/font]
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JUST WONDERING – IS THIS HOW YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE MOST OF THE TIME?[/COLOR]
Dark Brown, Short - Mediumish length, Spiked up, Shaved Sides
THEY SAY THE EYES ARE THE WINDOWS TO THE SOUL. TELL ME ABOUT YOURS.[/COLOR]
Brown, though on my mask I have white lenses because that makes me look mega-ninja
AH. SO WHAT WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR BODY BUILD TO BE?[/COLOR]
Im really quite Muscular, like Ryan Reynolds, Even though I am muscular I am very flexible, ladies
GREAT. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONAL STYLE?[/COLOR] When in my 'mock-the-hero' guise, I don a red and black suit, its got my trusty teleporting device, which I nabbed from Oscorp, but shh, dont tell anyone, it doesnt work properly, I can't tell you the amount of times I've teleported above an ocean, or five thousand feet above the ground. I've always got my machine-pistols, which I keep at my hips at all times unless I am shooting the 'bad-guys' and the 'good-guys' and 'everyone else'. I've also got two giant samurai sword that I keep attached to my back to make me look hella ninja, and they go swish swish as I decapitate innocents - yay! After 'mocking-the-hero' I like to wear loose clothing like white tank tops and black camo trouses, and any athletic trainers, I love to train, train, train, train, train, choo choo!
I SEE. ANY DISTINGUISHING FEATURES?[/COLOR]
I dont have any piercings or tattoos, I had a piercing once, it got ripped clean out my face in happy camp weapon x
WHAT, IN YOUR OPINION, WOULD PEOPLE THINK OF YOU AT FIRST SIGHT?[/COLOR]
Due to my body being in a constant state of flux, my cancer, power being cellular regeneration, has been synchronised to replaced the cells that the cancer kills, so the cancer moves around my body willy-nilly, so people can see scars, cuts, and lumps which appear and disappear every couple of hours.
The Red and Black Jumpsuit, Im wearing it alot, What?! I like to 'mock-the-hero' while I sleep, Im not sad!

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I'M THE PRESS CONFERENCE ,
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YOU'RE DOING GREAT. NOW TELL ME ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU LIKE.[/COLOR]
Guns, Guns, Guns, Guns, Guns, Swords, Women, Blue, Cats, Violence, Killing, Blood, Gore, Disembowlement (of myself and others), Severed Limbs, People Being violent towards me.
MHM. WHAT ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE?[/COLOR]
Oscorp, Police, The Military, Weapon X, Ajax from Weapon X, Wolverine (he has always been a meany to me, i mean, he doesnt even call me bub anymore ) Kill-Joys, Party Poopers
GREAT. NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT.[/COLOR] My Mouth I'd say is my greatest strength, also my pin-point accuracy with most weapons, and the fact I have sword to sword and hand to hand training, makes me quite more ninja - than you.
NOW YOUR WEAKNESSES. I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS BEING SO LONG.[/COLOR]
I will admit I get hesitant when it comes to having to kill pretty ladies, as they are pretty, and their prettyness might shoot laser beams, Another of my weakness's is that my power doesnt always work fast enough, it takes it time sometimes, keeping me in pain, and letting good/bad guy get away. Apparently I get distracted really easy but I wouldn't believe it - Oh my god is that a wall, holy crap it is, is this brick? this is classy.
YEAH..DO YOU HAVE ANY GOALS THAT YOU WISH TO ACCOMPLISH?[/COLOR]

• Become the King Of Playboy Mansion,
• Become a Master Samurai,
• Join The X-Men,
• Graduate,
• Kill Wolverine - Twice.

MMM..WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
Dieing, Dieing really quite hurts, I dont mean dieing as in - I'll heal from it, but I mean, Having my powers stripped, My cancer will go into flux and I'll die, all over your kitchen floor, HA!
HAVE ANY HABITS OR QUIRKS? DON'T WORRY, I HAVE TOO.[/COLOR]
Hallucinations, Dances, Sing's at the worst times,
EVERYONE HAS DEEP DARK SECRETS, RIGHT? YOURS? DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TELL A SOUL.[/COLOR]
Hmm, I've got lots of these, Hmm... Hmm... Hmmmmmm... Loves Duct Tape? Wait... that was on the news when I Duct Tapes that Presidential Candidate upside down to his house. Probably the fact that my dad used to hit me when I was a kid, before I killed him, then cleaned the kill-stains up, with his corpse.
COULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD?[/COLOR]
Gun
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, OVERALL.[/COLOR]
Here is my psychology report 'Wade Wilson is clinically insane, his power in constant flux stops him from dieing where other people with cellular regeneration, die, the wounds heal, bullets, shrapnel and any other projectile is squeezed out as the body heals, but Wade Wilson is able to stay alive through most experiences and is severely traumatised, when someone has actually been able to kill him, when he heals up with in a few minutes he is more insane than before, the act of murder is something of a sport to Wade, when Wade hunts he normally counts up how many people he has killed, imitates his own gun by shouting 'bam-bam-bam' and with his sword - 'swish' Wade Wilson is clearly insane and it is not safe for anyone to be around him, ever.

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PUT ON A SHOW ,
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DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?[/COLOR]
Not that I remember
LOVELY. MANY PEOPLE HAVE PETS – DO YOU?[/COLOR]
Toad, he's a boy, just kidding, we dont have a barn
FASCINATING. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, BUT WHAT'S YOUR BACKGROUND?[/COLOR]
My Mum and Dad were both American, My Mum Died while giving birth too me, My dad was a dick.
WELL, ALMOST DONE. BUT WHERE DO YOU LIVE APART FROM HERE?[/COLOR]
I've got an apartment with my friend from Military School - Toad.
DO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST. DON'T WORRY, THIS IS THE LAST THING THAT I WILL BE ASKING.[/COLOR]
I was brought up by my dad who was a general in the American Army, he took maternity leave (very manly) due to my mother dieing during our birth, he wanted me to become the perfect soldier so using his 'ridiculous goverment salary' he funded me in fighting schools, shooting ranges, samurai training since I could walk, I decided that my dad was doing the wrong thing and just using me to stop thinking 'bout my dead mom, so I killed him, covered his body in his own blood and left for military school. At military school i met a boy nicknamed Toad, mainly because he has a Toad, He is a really good tactician, he lives with me now ^_^'

Anyway, when I was 14 I was diagnosed with Terminal cancer and I recieved a letter from 'Project X' which said something about 'knowing my military training, knowing what i did to my father' so I went in and they used this special genetic surgery on me which gave me the same healing factor as wolverine, except cus I was so young and having an adult genetic healing factor, it works alot quicker on me, but because of my cancer it stops me from dieing as well unless extreme things happen, and I love it when extreme things happen.

Well too begin with my healing factor didnt work, and i was sent to a camp for 'failed experiments' one of the guards - Ajax, hated me, for no reason, I only made a couple of jokes about his mother and his sister having a lesbian affair to create him, anyway, Ajax attacked me and killed me, bing, my healing factor kicked in, and at that very point, began to warp my mind, dont you just love it when stuff like that happens. I came back from the dead and killed Ajax, and fourteen other guards, releasing the prisoners before making my fantastic escape, where I found 'my' Wade Wilson dog-tags, the prisoners nicknamed me after a game the guards made us play, which involved us fighting, Deadpool.

I became a mercenary after Weapon X, working for money, aiming to get enough money to buy the playboy mansion, but the X-Men stopped me on many occassions, I created my Red and Black jumpsuit and stormed Oscorp for no real reason, killing most of the staff their, severley injuring the green goblin and escaping with a prototype teleporting device, and then set fire to the building, all in a days work. It was this that attracted the attention of South End Highschool, and I decided, if this school was full of mutants and meta-humans, they might be attacked by weapon x, so they needed protection, and I could probably have some fun, maybe, only if the students are blue

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME.[/COLOR]
Where did that wall go?

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I'M GIVING UP SLOWLY ,
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Hey hey hey, my name is Adam[/COLOR],
and I am fifteen years old. I
am of the male species. I have
been roleplaying for about three or four years
now. My other characters here are none as of yet
Anyways, I have a couple of things to say:
I wont be able to get on much at the weekends, because I'm a party animal.
So...bye! See you guys around.

Oh, and this is my rp sample:

Thaxos breathed deeply as his small ship landed in the middle of the Noverian wastleland, he was wearing a thermal suit over his light titan armor, just so his reptilian blood wouldn't freeze as he approached silently towards the Noveria Complex, he had been hired to seek out corruption in the Complex, nearly two decades ago, a now Dead Spectre named John Shepard had got rid of the Corruption here through arrests, Thaxos was going to do this, except through dire execution. Thirteen Minutes and Seven Seconds he arrived at the bare back wall of the complex, he looked it up and down, before pulling a modified grenade launcher out of his bag and blasting a grappling hook up onto the roof.

Thaxus pulled a node on the launcher console and the hook retracted, Thaxos being pulled onto the roof silently, He brought out thermo scanners, which would be hyper-sensitive due to Noveria's frozen climate, He was directly above a janitor's closet, only one guard patrolling the corridor. There was an AI port just outside the Door, Thaxos knew exactly what to do, Pulling out a cutting tool he cut through the thick thermal heating on the roof and dropped in, sealing the cieling with cryo-gel. He unzipped his Thermo-suit and took off his titan helmet, dropping it into his Thermo Suit, he drew his Carnifex Hand Cannon, hoping the door with his free hand he swung the door opened and shot the guard in the head at 2.13 meter range.

Thaxos grabbed the guards limp body and hauled it into the janitor's closet, luckily the guard was wearing a helmet and Thaxos had shot him in the visor, the blood sprayed over the back of the helmet, not on the wall. Thaxos went to the AI dock and loaded it up "Guns are not permitted on Noveria, Any Violence is strictly prohibited, Guards are being signalled to your location" Thaxos tutted and pushed in a OCD card, the AI flashed and resetted, "AI - Mira - Recoded - Last Known Action - Guard Signalling" "Reset Signalling To Synthetic Insights Office, Tell Guards To Shoot Aggressors On Sight" "Guards Signal Sent To S.I Office" "Good" Thaxus sighed pulling out the OCD.

Thaxos walked out of the hallway, a few glances, it was fairly rare to see a Drell here, Thaxos put the Hand Cannon in its holster ont he opposite side was its exact replica, both with Sabot Jacking, Smart Rounds and Titan Pulsar's. Thaxos approached a guard, "Excuse me, My name is Ridian Rual, I am here on buisness, I need to see the Administator, Can you point me in his direction"

[Peter Bishop]

ACCEPTED!