Detention (open)

[adamwhite]

Wade sat in his chair at the back left corner of the class, a packet of pencils in his hand, he was in detention again, for attacking and nearly killing a student, it wasn't his fault, the Student didnt laugh at his jokes, and Wade is very funny, all the time! Wade was meant to be writing 'Wade Wilson will not beat up innocent students' five hundred times on a piece of paper, then go onto his next punishment, which was helping the staff clean the kitchen, grimy! Wade had already folded the paper into a aeroplane, and thrown it out the window. Wade emptied the plastic packet of pencils onto the disk, all of them clicking against he hard wood and against themselves as they landed and finally went still on the desk.

Wade reached down into his boot and pulled out a carpentry knife and began sharping the ten pencils, with in about six minutes he'd sharpened them all into granite pointed stakes, "well, no vampires are gonna get me - what if there is a vampire - OUTSIDE THE WINDOW" Wade screamed, clutcing the thin stakes and flipping his desk over jumping to the window, peering wildly each way as he hung half out the window, his legs clinging to the back of the wall, "ha, no vampires, its like, ten in the morning" Wade giggled falling back into the class room, gaining his balance quickly, he began aiming the stakes at locked cuboards.

Soon, all of the cupboards locks had been cracked open by the pencil stakes, and that left Wade only one thing left to do, Rummage, Wade found stacks of paper, threw them all over the floor, folders - all over the floor, crayons - all over the floor. Wade's eyes opened in amazement at what he saw next, backing up from the cupboard in sheer delight until he bumped into a radiator, he glanced at the radiator worriedly before running at the cuboard, grabbing its contents, a brand new roll of duct tape. Wade's fingers tore through the packet in seconds, now what to do with it, hmm, Simple...

Wade began duct taping the room, no real purpose to it, just ductaping everything to the ground, all of the paper, folders, crayons, all securely attached to the ground, no more duct tape, Wade grumbled to himself, throwing the duct tape out the window to join the vampires, Wade turned sharply, knocking over a chair as he heard a click of the door handle.

[illyana]

Illyana Rasputina was a grade A student. Best in her most of her classes. Well, at least one of the best in her classes, sure there were people smarter than her...but that didn't get her down. And then she had gotten a poor grade...for missing homework. She forgot one lousy homework and it was detention! Well..that and she had cast a jelly jinx onto her teachers legs. It was just wobble, fall, get up, wobble, fall.

It was hilarious. Then there was lots of shouting and angry face expressions and now walking down the halls, was none other than Illyana Rasputina, on her way to Detention for the very first time. After a few minutes, she finally arrived. She stopped straight outside the door, gathering the courage. Gulping, she knocked on the door and turned the door handle. Walking in, she noticed a male - a quite attractive male, to be exact, although he looked rough around the edges - ductaping the room. "Ahem..what exactly are you doing?" She narrowed her eyes at him and picked up the chair. "You knocked a chair over...why?" She shook her head. "I don't wanna know.." Illyana stepped over to a chair that wasn't ductaped and put her bag under the table, drumming her fingers along the surgace. "What's with the ductape?" She asked, not really that interested but it made conversation.

"So, what's your name and why're you inside?" She bit her bottom lip. Detention always sounded alot like prison, but it was really a fluke, quite easy to get through. "Are you really that clumsy?" She looked down on the chair that she saw him knock over.

[adamwhite]

"Well..." Wade said, putting his hands together in front of him, quite embarassed that it was a pretty person that caught him, not a ugly teacher that he could abuse, "Im Duct Taping the room, I love duct tape, just the way the world rolls off your tongue, Duct duct duct tape" Wade looked up, seeing the girl putting her bag under her chair, "I found the duct-tape in the cuboard, and just incase those naughty vampires attack from outside again -" Wade said, stopping talking to take a quick few glances out of the window, "-then they can't steal anything, because everyone knows that duct tape is lined with Sun Light" Wade smiled at the girl, sitting on the desk, next to the over-turned one, facing her.

"I'm Wade Wilson, and I beat up a student, cus he didnt laugh at my joke, it was a really funny joke, okay maybe it was about him, but that still doesnt matter, I made the joke, and in respect he still should have laughed a little bit, even a smirk, well if it was only a smirk I would have just threatened him quite alot, then I'd still be in here for threatening behaviour - so really, he should have just laughed" Wade said quite loudly, most of it aimed at himself really, though Illyana and Him were the only ones in the room, it would probably seem he was having a lengthy rant at her.

Wade's mouth fell open at the clumsy comment, "Im not clumsy, really, I mean, I thought you were someone who you weren't and I got confused and slightly scared and jumping spin, chair gets caught in the cross fire, everyone attends a chair funeral, its a very unchairy day when a gang of tables turn up and gun everybody down!" Wade shouted, "if there ever was a table gang, I think I'd go to ikea, build an army of tables, and maybe, just maybe, they'd take me in as one of their own"

Wade smirked standing up, placing his palms flat ont he desk opposite he did a hand stand, his back perfectly straight, "Could a clumsy little rabbit like me do this?" Wade smiled sticking his tongue out merrily, "Oh Shit Yeah, Whats Your Name, and What You In For?"

[Skyler McKay]

Skyler walked through the hallways. She was going to detention just because she was riding her skateboard in the hallways ' Stupid school ' she thought. She could hear people talking from one of the rooms. She had her hair up in a ponytail like always. She wished she was at the park or some where but here. She walked into the detention room she looked around the room wondering what happened in here. There was duck tape all over the room and chairs were duck tape to the floor and so was everything else. She saw two other people in the room, one dude, and a girl. These were the two people she heard talking. She saw the one guy doing a hand stand on the desk, she wasn't amazed. " A lot of people can do that with practice, and you can be clumsy and still do a hand stand" she said. She saw a chair in the back that wasn't ducked tape to the floor. Skyler walked over to it and sat down. She put her bag that she was caring at her feet.