Jack Napier

[Darcy Leone]

( Jack Napier)
Jack is the name, nice to meet you too.

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SAY WE MET AT THE BAR ,
WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.[/color][/font]
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SO, WHATS YOUR NAME?[/COLOR]
The name's Jack Napier. I guess you could say people really know Jack about me- hahahahaehehehe!!!!
GOT ANY NICKNAMES?[/COLOR]
The Joker. Clown Prince of Crime. Smiley!
THANKS. JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU?[/COLOR]
I am 32 years old I believe... My wifey died at 25... 7 years... Sounds about right!
JUST TO MAKE SURE – MALE OR FEMALE?[/COLOR]
I'm a single bachelor waiting for someone who can love me for who I am.... Haha that's a load of crap I'm in it for the cleavage!
EXCELLENT. WHAT WAY DO YOU SWING?[/COLOR]
Pretty sure I'm straight.
WAIT A MINUTE – YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. HAVE I SEEN YOU BEFORE?[/COLOR]
Clown who terrorized Gotham for three straight weeks, gave Batman Choleraphobia (Fear of Clowns) and all of it done in a purple suit, makeup and a grin??? Yep... That was me!

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COME ON AND FLY WITH ME ,
AS WE MAKE OUR GREAT ESCAPE.[/color][/font]
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I HEAR YOU'RE TEACHING. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING AT SOUTH HIGH?[/COLOR]
Ugh... Last week? Yeah last week.
SURE, SURE. AND WHAT SUBJECT DO YOU TEACH?[/COLOR]
History. I'm quite the History buff believe it or not. Thought about psychology... But nobody would survive my phsycology class hehe
UH HUH. YOU LIKE IT THERE?[/COLOR]
Can't say I do or don't. Just started. I'm not doing this for my freedom from Arkham at ALL! I'm in it for the children!

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NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS TYPICAL ,
NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS PREDICTABLE.[/color][/font]
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JUST WONDERING – IS THIS HOW YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE MOST OF THE TIME?[/COLOR]
It's a dirty blonde with some natural curl as you can see.
THEY SAY THE EYES ARE THE WINDOWS TO THE SOUL. TELL ME ABOUT YOURS.[/COLOR]
They're brown and full of sweet innocence...hehe
AH. SO WHAT WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR BODY BUILD TO BE?[/COLOR]
I'd say lanky... Yeah I weigh 140 pounds. Lanky's a good description.
GREAT. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONAL STYLE?[/COLOR]
My personal style? Hmm... I like checkered shirts and kaki's. I dress like a nerd these days. I try to stay away from my normal attire simply because I'd rather not lose control again.
I SEE. ANY DISTINGUISHING FEATURES?[/COLOR]
I have scars on my lips from my abusive father... Or wait... Was it to please my wife? I really don't remember how it happened hehe... But yeah. Scars are distinguishing.
WHAT, IN YOUR OPINION, WOULD PEOPLE THINK OF YOU AT FIRST SIGHT?[/COLOR]
Well ya see... In civilian appearance, I'd look like an average Joe save the scars which people would still question. But I think the most is said when I show the world m-m-my true figure. They would usually think or say: "Why does that clown have a gun? Where'd that rocket come from? Is he sane?" I got that a lot... More people probably thought that.

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I'M THE PRESS CONFERENCE ,
YOU'RE A CONVERSATION.[/color][/font]
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YOU'RE DOING GREAT. NOW TELL ME ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU LIKE.[/COLOR]

1.THE BATMAN!!!!
2.Halloween
3.Gunpowder
4.Gasoline
5.My dearest Harley

MHM. WHAT ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE?[/COLOR]

1.People who don't smile or can't take a joke...Buzzkill...
2.Schemers...
3.Posers
4.Tranquility.
5.Love...ugh...My kind of love is special.
GREAT. NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT.[/COLOR]

1.Inspiring the youth
2.DOING!!! I'm up for anything fun hehehe
NOW YOUR WEAKNESSES. I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS BEING SO LONG.[/COLOR]

1.I have no powers. People like Superman sicken me.
2.Sometimes...I get a little c-c-caried away hehe. I have too much fun.
YEAH..DO YOU HAVE ANY GOALS THAT YOU WISH TO ACCOMPLISH?[/COLOR]
I know a goal! I want the Batman's autograph!
MMM..WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
Ugh... The question is what am I not afraid of? This is hard...

1.Politicians in action. They talk too much.
2. Getting bored.
HAVE ANY HABITS OR QUIRKS? DON'T WORRY, I HAVE TOO.[/COLOR]
I like to lick my deformed lips. Also I have athritic issues because I can crack every bone in my body. You wanna see?
EVERYONE HAS DEEP DARK SECRETS, RIGHT? YOURS? DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TELL A SOUL.[/COLOR]
I cheated on my math test in Ms. Dechaner's class when I was ten. Haven't told a soul since then. Don't you feel special?
COULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD?[/COLOR]
Pleasant!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, OVERALL.[/COLOR]
People always try to understand my personality but for you I'll sum it up in a couple of sentences. I'm happy go lucky and I enjoy chaos. There isn't much to describe about people who LOVE to kill and torture. There is another part of me that wants to settle down. That part is calm, polite and also happy.

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PUT ON A SHOW ,
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DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?[/COLOR]
No siblings!
DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN?[/COLOR]
Nope. I'd like to think of myself as a rolemodel though.
LOVELY. MANY PEOPLE HAVE PETS – DO YOU?[/COLOR]
Nope. Except my Harley of course <3
FASCINATING. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, BUT WHAT'S YOUR BACKGROUND?[/COLOR]
I'm a good Christian!
WELL, ALMOST DONE. BUT WHERE DO YOU LIVE APART FROM HERE?[/COLOR]
An apartment. It's a start right?
DO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST. DON'T WORRY, THIS IS THE LAST THING THAT I WILL BE ASKING.[/COLOR]
My history... Sit down children. Papa's got a story to tell!

When I was a lad, I never smiled. Mainly because my father beat me and my mother was an abusive woman who was abused by him and in turn abused me from time to time. I did'n't know when to truly smile until I was older and away from my crazy family that I met the love of my life. Now... She had a gambling problem. A rather...big one. Some goons finally hunted her down and carved her face with a knife. Similar to mine hehehe...

I loved her with all of my heart. But she was in such depression and we were in debt. I was a contractor making pretty good money but it was her gambling that brought the debt and her scars. I felt so helpless not being able to do anything... So... I carved MY face with a razor in the bathroom. She didn't take my act of love lightly and she tried to run away from me. I didn't like that. So I forced her against her will to dance in the kitchen with me under the moonlight and when she tried to refuse, I shot her down.

I learned to truly smile that day... Truly and sin-sincerely. Ever since then the rest has been daily news. "Clown intills fear to Gotham with the power of laughter." "Batman saves the day!" These are fun times we live in ladies and gentlemen. I want to enjoy every minute of it.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME.[/COLOR]
Yeah sure. Have a good one hehe

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I'M GIVING UP SLOWLY ,
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Hey hey hey, my name is Mitch[/COLOR],
and I am 17 years old. I
am of the male species. I have
been roleplaying for about 4 years
now. My other characters here are not made yet.
Anyways, I have a couple of things to say:
Nothing really..
So...bye! See you guys around.

Oh, and this is my rp sample:

Jack sat at his desk at afterhours to grade homework. His day went about as expected. Boredom. He looked at his pencil and pushed it away along with some graded papers. "Boring..." He crumpled a blank sheet and tossed it into the garbage. Twiddling his thumbs, he began to lick his lips thinking of what to do next.

He decided to go for a walk. "Still boring..." He muttered under his breath. His eyes wandered over to two students both arguing over what - Jack didn't know. He grinned a sickening grin and walked slowly over. One boy threw a punch the other grabbed him and slammed him into the tile floor. Jack jumped up and down as the two brawled.

"Now THERE'S some enetertainment!"

[Harleen Quinzel]

Nice ta have ya, Mistah J!

ACCEPTED!

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