The Comedian

[edward]

( Edward Morgan Blake)
is the name, nice to meet you too.

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SAY WE MET AT THE BAR ,
WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.[/color][/font]
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SO, WHATS YOUR NAME?[/COLOR]
The name's Edward Blake pal. I don't give a damn about my name. *shoots a shot of whiskey*
GOT ANY NICKNAMES?[/COLOR]
They used to call me The Comedian. But I wasn't that funny.
THANKS. JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU?[/COLOR]
What're you a cop? I'm 64. Don't look it do I?
JUST TO MAKE SURE – MALE OR FEMALE?[/COLOR]
I'm a guy... Someone seriously needs glasses.
EXCELLENT. WHAT WAY DO YOU SWING?[/COLOR]
Straight as an arrow baby. Proud of it.
WAIT A MINUTE – YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. HAVE I SEEN YOU BEFORE?[/COLOR]
I was responsible for stopping riots in 86. You might know me because I gave you a reason to hate life with a few rubber bullets and tear gas.

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COME ON AND FLY WITH ME ,
AS WE MAKE OUR GREAT ESCAPE.[/color][/font]
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I HEAR YOU'RE TEACHING. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING AT SOUTH HIGH?[/COLOR]
A month...
SURE, SURE. AND WHAT SUBJECT DO YOU TEACH?[/COLOR]
I'm The Football and Wrestling coach. As far as teaching goes I'm the Athletic Director.
UH HUH. YOU LIKE IT THERE?[/COLOR]
The kids are snots. But it's alright I guess.

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NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS TYPICAL ,
NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS PREDICTABLE.[/color][/font]
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JUST WONDERING – IS THIS HOW YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE MOST OF THE TIME?[/COLOR]
Yeah. It looks like shit. What are you a fasionista now?
THEY SAY THE EYES ARE THE WINDOWS TO THE SOUL. TELL ME ABOUT YOURS.[/COLOR]
Man you're creeping me out. They're brown. You see anything special about them? Tch...
AH. SO WHAT WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR BODY BUILD TO BE?[/COLOR]
I'm a bodybuilder. I weigh about 260... Last I checked.
GREAT. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONAL STYLE?[/COLOR]
Well, MOM. As you can see I'm wearing a plain white T-Shirt and jeans. I grew up in the 50's. Clothing style isn't an issue for me.
I SEE. ANY DISTINGUISHING FEATURES?[/COLOR]
What do I look like? One of them hippy homos?
WHAT, IN YOUR OPINION, WOULD PEOPLE THINK OF YOU AT FIRST SIGHT?[/COLOR]
That I guess I'm tall and intimidating. I give people a reason to be afraid of military men. And I make smoking cigars look good. Screw cancer. I've been doin' this since I was 15.

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I'M THE PRESS CONFERENCE ,
YOU'RE A CONVERSATION.[/color][/font]
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YOU'RE DOING GREAT. NOW TELL ME ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU LIKE.[/COLOR]
1. Women... Mmmm Women...
2. Guns
3. Sports
4. JOKES are real nice!
5. Reading the newspaper everymorning with my tea... Yeah I drink tea. I got enough grief about it. Shut up.
MHM. WHAT ABOUT THE THINGS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE?[/COLOR]
1.Little snots.
2.Quitters.
3.Hippies.
4.Talking to people.
5.Buzzkills...
GREAT. NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT.[/COLOR]
1. I'm a damn good shot.
2. I mastered mixed martial arts before deploying to 'Nam.
3. I figure it out usually before everyone else.
4. I'm not afraid to get down and dirty.
NOW YOUR WEAKNESSES. I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS BEING SO LONG.[/COLOR]
1. Well for one, I'm just like your average Joe. Getting shot happens a lot with me.
2. People don't like my sense of humor too much...
YEAH..DO YOU HAVE ANY GOALS THAT YOU WISH TO ACCOMPLISH?[/COLOR]
Yeah... Making the kids all warm and fuzzy inside... I got this job for the money. don't know why they'd hire a Pro to be an Athletic Director for a goddamn highscool but these are 'special' kids. I guess that means my goal is to get them 'specially' educated.
MMM..WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
1.Losing
2.Not uncovering the truth in a scandal.
HAVE ANY HABITS OR QUIRKS? DON'T WORRY, I HAVE TOO.[/COLOR]
Ugh... Yeah. I punch things. What I do best. Walls. Faces. ya know... And no I don't got problems.
EVERYONE HAS DEEP DARK SECRETS, RIGHT? YOURS? DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TELL A SOUL.[/COLOR]
I tried to rape the woman I love... And she won't even acknowledge me anymore. I can't even see my daughter grow up...
COULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD?[/COLOR]
Hillarious...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, OVERALL.[/COLOR]
I'm a funny guy. When the sexpots and fags who helped rebuild this country sent kids to kill Charlies, I was there. When the politicians went south and someone wanted a hit on them, guess who was there? When the world finally says enough to this wonderful joke, I'll be there too.

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PUT ON A SHOW ,
I WANNA SEE HOW YOU LOSE CONTROL.[/color][/font]
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DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?[/COLOR]
No
DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN?[/COLOR]
A daughter. She doesn't know what happened between her mom Sally and I yet. Hopefully it stays that way...
LOVELY. MANY PEOPLE HAVE PETS – DO YOU?[/COLOR]
Pets are too much work.
FASCINATING. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, BUT WHAT'S YOUR BACKGROUND?[/COLOR]
You know, for a while I thought myself to be a Christian. But after all that happens everyday that commonfolk don't even know about, it makes me question God's purpose...


WELL, ALMOST DONE. BUT WHERE DO YOU LIVE APART FROM HERE?[/COLOR]
An apartment in Gotham.
DO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PAST. DON'T WORRY, THIS IS THE LAST THING THAT I WILL BE ASKING.[/COLOR]
I was around and the youngest of one of the earliest vigilante/superhero groups known as The Watchmen. We disbanded and I took a tour to Vietnam with my abilities and slaughtered thousands of people. I then after '69 decided to do a little freelancing. That of which I'd rather not say. Let's just say it wasn't good. There ya go bud. My biography.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME.[/COLOR]
So happy to help. Get the f**k outta my face before I break it...

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I'M GIVING UP SLOWLY ,
I'M BLENDING IN SO YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW ME.[/color][/font]
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Hey hey hey, my name is Mitch[/COLOR],
and I am 17 years old. I
am of the male species. I have
been roleplaying for about 4
now. My other characters here are Jack Napier a.k.a. The Joker
Anyways, I have a couple of things to say:
I never have much to say..
So...bye! See you guys around.

Oh, and this is my rp sample:

Eddy walked down the hallway of the building, Football in hand. A few highschool seniors were checking the man out as he walked by. What could really be said? Eddy was a good looking guy who looked a little over 20 years younger then he was. He was in the best shape of his life. Anyone who says it goes downhill at 40 clearly didn't meet Edward Blake.

Was it wrong for him to smile while the little girls checked him out? He didn't think so. Not like he was gonna f**k 'em. He kept walking. All he was wearing was the usual attire. White tee shirt. Jeans. His shadow more noticable today then yesterday. He continued to walk to the front office. The office ladies stared at the huge muscular man as he walked in. Eddy grinned and winked at the youngest and prettiest one.

[yellow]"Hi there! Name's Eddy Blake. I'm here for my interview if ya don't mind!"[/yellow]

[Peter Bishop]

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